I’m also the perfect woman for you - Birchleigh

Why hello there stranger,

I know this is the part where I’m supposed to tell you how alluring and beautiful I am and why I’m not like all the other girls, but that honestly seems monotonous. I’d rather be honest and tell you I’m an acquired taste. Although I am hot and curvy and inked and just the right amount of dirty, if you just want to nerd out and enjoy sarcastic remarks and inappropriate gifs. In other words, I’m totally bodacious but yet hilarious and super humble if you can’t already tell.